Limp Party

This is definitely becoming a weekly thing than a daily thing...Anyway I am an example of how sober partying totally works. I mean come on if everyone's off their heads around you if you let loose and act like a loser than what will you lose? Dignity? Pride? Nope...because you'd do the same if you were drunk and probably end up the next day nursing ProPlus and coffee crying at the sound of the shower drip drip dripping in the corner of your ensuite student room (why is it insanely loud and why is it the only thing you can hear?) No none of that shizzle for me, while I jump around banging out my old school big-fish-little-fish-cardboard-box-raise-the-roof-moves I am enjoying myself, I am confident and carefree and totally looking like an idiot on drugs it doesn't matter. Everyone around me is strung up in their own haze that I look pretty damn normal to them, I am not stumbling over myself, I am not doing anything I KNOW I will regret. I am joking about, I am laughing and I am sober. I can look out for my friends to make sure they are safe and get home on time, I know I won't be getting in to anything risqué and I am happy, I will go home singing loudly to Use Somebody in the world's most tone deaf voice, I will get to my room, pull on my superman t-shirt and sweats crawl in to bed and sleep peacefully. And the best part, I will wake up and never even have to glance at the ProPlus, I am totally up for another night and doing anything else all in a good mood. Hey I am not saying alcohol is bad, I am ProChoice my choice is just marked with teetotalism and no regrets. I have fun and my liver loves me. Why would I destroy a perfectly brilliant night with great people by getting off with some idiot who doesn't know me and I him, then throwing up in some bushes stumbling home in ripped tights and waking up feeling terrible and not remembering a thing? (I know extreme situation-but that will never happen to me) Granted I can't really compare the two being on the booze and without having never drunk alcohol before but I urge you all to try it just let go, have fun, and just go for it you do not need vodka, rum, Guinness to have fun all you need is to forget and let go shake it all away and go for it, it might just become vogue one day ;)